lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
mollywhoaftw: crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad Just like my social life
hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
Fall Out Boy Recreate 'Take This To Your Grave'...
propertyofzack: Fall Out Boy recreated the album artwork for Take This To Your Grave today at the same exact location and position of the original photo shoot. It’s been confirmed that the that a video was shot, but we’re not quite sure for what. Check out the new photo compared to the old one below! Related Stories: Fall Out Boy North American Spring Tour Set List POZ Decade: Fall Out Boy...
universul: why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux: I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world